Well I made Monday.......

And by all accounts am happy to be here. The weekend involved a double glazing man, jings he was a bit ancient but I guess thats probably a marketing ploy by the company to feel sympathetic for him, especially carrying around heavy bits of Colgate white plastic and glass that never came from a coke bottle...

Still made the old bugger happy by buying some of it.....

And today, well a headache of monumental design, only cured when Boots failed to come up with any suitable medicine...well suitably priced, the cost of their potions in Mayfair is eye watering, so a brisk walk round the block worked....I'm sure there is a name for this....walkotherapy?

Hey I got a single visitor to me blog, how amusing, guess they didn't hang around due to nothing to read here or any interesting things either.....may be I should type out some dodgy jokes....

End of the week...

Indeed it could be the end of the universe.... for the amount of attention I will be giving work matters today.

Have decided not to worry about all the zapping going on in Lebanon, or the odd relationship that Blair has with Bush, or even that it has been sticky and hot...No...My priority will be the forcoming visit from the man from Anglian replacement windows.

Sure our windows are nearly falling out and sure to replace them will cost a fortune...but to be shacked up with a double glazing salesman on a Friday evening is my vision of pure hell...I wonder how big his discount will be, will he call his manager, when will the special offer finish, will I see midnight....

Who knows though...by tomorrow I might have signed up to a hermatically sealed future existance all in sparkly PVC and with added bolts...wow wot dreams...

Meanwhile I will sleep walk through the rest of Friday....

:O)

It all started on Monday.....

Yus, all started when I saw a report about a blogger called Guido Fawkes...not a man to give matches to...So I Googled his blog and here I am...Bloggus Virginia.....
Next question is now what do I do, well the above inflamatory Guido was talking about the lovely Mr Prescott, so maybe thats where to go.....as others have gone before......trouble is I was trying to avoid being funny and Mr Prescott, two tummies as he is known in Bettty's Tea Shop in Harrogate, is just to funny a subject to consider.

So maybe I should talk about the enviromental impact of nappies.....or if the splell checker works...or maybe I should get on with my day time job and avoid being sacked for wasting company time.

If I can get back tomorrow, then you will know that I have evaded the thought police and out internal censors.....how clever....Hedgy!